Last night I drank absinthe again without any problems this time, why you might be asking let me tell you why, because this time a professional made it for me and this time I managed to keep all my hair while drinking it. Anyway lets move on to more important things. Last week I at work I received a IMB laptop at work for testing purposes let me rephrase that I received an OLD laptop for testing purposes (probably because I’m about to lose all my Windows-related knowledge) the thing is being an IBM machine this damn laptop has a NIPPLE right in the middle of the keyboard. I know it’s called a glide point or something like that … but still someone at IBM was kinda kinky in my opinion because the damn thing has the dimensions of a nipple.

The good thing is that I don’t have to mark it on the photo because is kinda obvious it’s there.

Yes, I caught on fire while drinking absinthe in a local bar. The photo is a “bit” over the top but still I managed to burn my mustache and eyebrows … and a little bit of hair, at least this way I don’t have to go this month to the barbershop.

Yo all, this post is actually a confession. Here it goes: I use Safari only for porn and to be honest I find it to be pretty good from this “point of view”. And I confirm the fact that is the fastest existing browser.

Thank you Apple for making this browser.